Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	188	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Divine Spears Created:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6002	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	138
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1774
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4920

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	325198
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Love Letters Sent:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.