Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4000
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	8935
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Dragon Eggs Found:	8896
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Items Found:	3886	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!