Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	453	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4545
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	3127	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Emeralds Found:	8387	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ores Mined:	7808	Potions Brewed:	93
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	61

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Void Gems Collected:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3952	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.