Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Potions Brewed:	122
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Potions Brewed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4695	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5689
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	4601
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.