Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4329
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	274936	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1149	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	172	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	9827	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7358	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
New Chunks Explored:	604445	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!