Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	2889
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9404	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	6643	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	499006

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	21	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	563199
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.