Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	204	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3552
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	5845
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	6446	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2959
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	64

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.