Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Farms Harvested:	988	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	202	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	6095	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9750

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	7898	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	131
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.