Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpaceMC

Skyblock

SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hello. And welcome to Dragon Riders :). We have a very loyal and respective community. Right now we have a very desirable skyblock gamemode and it’s only going to get better as time goes on. Some time in the future we will add other game modes. Please vote for us and enjoy your stay here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8320	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Royal MC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Minecraft Server Network. We have plenty of gamemodes to choose from. We’re an Slovenian/English Minecraft Server and would like to attract new players from all around the world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sunrust

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We’re thrilled to announce that Sunrust, our 1.20.x Vanilla Minecraft server, has officially emerged from its beta testing phase and is now open to the public! Not only has Sunrust officially launched, but we offer both Creative and Survival options.

Be sure to have Server Resource Packs: Enabled How to join Survival To begin your Survival journey, simply type “/kit spawn” upon entering the server to receive essential starter items and a comprehensive guide on commands to navigate your experience.

As a special feature, players gain the ability to claim one chunk of land per hour and they start with 16 chunks. Custom Terrain, Dungeons, Enchantments, Land Claiming and much more.

How to join Creative If you wish to join the Creative world, type “/creative” upon entering the server. PlotsSquared, FastAsyncWorldedit, goBrush, goPaint, Voxelsniper, HeadDatabase, Arceon and much more.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HyNeo Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

«HyNeo Network» – Minecraft server with a high-quality implementation of game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests, lack of strong emphasis on donating for players, loving to compete, create and have fun with friends. ▶ SURVIVAL ◀ ▶ ANARCHY ◀ ▶ CREATIVE + ◀ ▶ YOUR OWN SERVER ON LAUNCH + ◀ ▶ PVP ◀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	24619	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

4b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

4 builders 4 tools, known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by jj20051, also the owner of 9b9t.com. 4b4t is a 1.13.2 anarchy server with a decent community, even if it is small. —————————————————– IP: 4b4t.us Discord: https://discord.gg/5q59DTT —————————————————–

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3975
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ores Mined:	1928
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MythicalMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

MythicalMC is a brand new Minecraft server featuring original minigames that you wont find anywhere else.

Our goal has been to create fresh Minecraft gameplay experiences that challenge new skills and bring a new competitive edge while still using the 1.8 combat style.

Reach to the skies in Sky Rush, test your tactics in Protect The Oracle, move fast in the quick-paced game of Optic Strike or chillout and play with others in the rotating Mythical Games.

Join today, theres something for everyone!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	504	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.