Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	603543	Towns Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8257	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	9691
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	6807

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crops Grown:	4028	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3555	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	966	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Star Shards Collected:	235
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1884
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.