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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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Animal Town

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ores Mined:	3130	Dragon Eggs Found:	9534
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Star Shards Collected:	158	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6849	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1089	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	7293	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	9970
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	482032	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	146	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Villages Defended:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4016	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Votes:	3323	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com

CoolCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

play.coolcraft.org.uk

Craft4You

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

mc-craft4you.de