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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

{Phx}Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

server.phoenixugs.com

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Votes:	6858
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	265

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

sky.mc-a.us

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Buildings Constructed:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	147	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Farms Harvested:	404
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	572
Dragon Eggs Found:	2685	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4182
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8828	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1539	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org