Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magic Items Found: 4534
Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Epic Quests Completed: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Lichcraft

    Lichcraft

    Lichcraft is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server which offers a unique, fun and engaging experience for players. We have great interaction with our community on our forums and discord to ensure we take in their ideas and get new content out for them whenever possible. Our staff team is also constantly working to keep the community free of rule breakers and make sure all bugs are being worked on.

    You can join Lichcraft on the following versions: 1.8 – latest version of Minecraft

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Cobblecore

    Cobblecore
    Welcome to CobbleCore, where imagination runs wild, adventures await, and friendships are forged! Join us for endless fun, from epic quests to creative builds, intense PvP battles, and a vibrant community. Get ready to dive into a world where the possibilities are boundless. Let the blocky chaos begin!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Crops Grown: 7703

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DuckoMC

    DuckoMC

    This server is hosted by Minehut free, fast server hosting for everyone Server version: 1.15.2 We Have Creative, Survival, and Pvp (coming soon)

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Neerey

    Neerey

    Get a reward by voting for SaviorPvP, a new up-coming factions server owned by Neerey! Version 1.8.8-1.14.4

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Saintsmc

    Saintsmc

    Saints is a Lifesteal SMP server, it consist of custom biomes and a few custom addons. We do weekly/monthly giveaways and key drops. We offer bedrock and java support for the latest versions.

    We currently have a small community, but we are looking to grow. Aslong with growing were looking for friendly staff, to apply you must join the discord and dm Momt.

    We are looking to grow are custom plugins, right now we only have a few. Come pop in and say hello!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PokeDream

    PokeDream

    Welcome to the PokeDream Pixelmon Server!

    Hey, if you’re looking for a great server driven with passion for Minecraft and Pokemon, you’re in the right place! We’re a Pixelmon server that is always looking at things from a player’s perspective! Bring your friends and check us out!

    Check us out at https://pokedream.enjin.com Join our server with play.pokedream.org Hang out with us on discord at http://discord.gg/QMKe9wH

    Requires Forge and the Pixelmon Mod installed to join.

    We look forward to meeting you on the server!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HagalCraft Network

    HagalCraft Network

    Welcome to HagalCraft Network.. From here you can support us with your vote and at the same time you will be rewarded within the server!!

    IP: hagalcraft.com

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Snowmc

    Snowmc
    Server IP: snowmc.uk.to:49292

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FadedPVP

    FadedPVP

    Classic Kit PVP server, adding a questing system and more to the server soon!

    Minecraft versions 1.8 – 1.15.1 old combat mechanics! Recommended to play on 1.15.1 because certain features like the scoreboard do not work with minecraft version 1.13 or lower.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Animals Bred: 178 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Endix

    Endix
    Welcome to Endix!

    Join our server set in the worlds of the End and play our survival game with your [email protected]on 1.13 – 1.19.4 (1.19.4 recommended).

    Premium y No premium ✅

    We currently have a Survival server.

    Soon we will have a Parkour server and another for SkyWars, although we accept suggestions in our discord: https://discord.com/invite/Mnjspz3T86

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Koldrix GROUP

    Koldrix GROUP

    Survival Game! Economy! Towny!

    Others plugins: – ChestShop – Authme – PVP Arena – Mob Arena – Jobs – DynMap – Quests

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Water smp

    Water smp

    Water SMP is a whitelisted survival server that aims to provide an authentic Minecraft experience without any game-altering plugins. To join and start playing, you must apply through our Discord server. Please note that you must be a legal adult (18 years or older) to apply.

    Here’s what Water SMP has to offer:

    – Nether Highway Hub: Our Nether Hub provides convenient access to your bases.– Active Shop District: Engage in the economy within our server’s dedicated shop district. Trade and interact with other players to acquire resources and items.– Player-Run Economy: Take part in a dynamic player-run economy, where you can set up your own shops, buy and sell items, and contribute to the in-game marketplace.– Vote Rewards: By actively voting for our server, you can earn vote rewards.– Anti-Griefing Measures: Water SMP server implements anti-griefing measures to protect your builds and ensure a positive gameplay experience.– Growing Community: Interact with like-minded players, collaborate on projects, and forge new friendships.– Live Map of the Server: Stay updated with the server’s progress and explore its vast landscapes through our live map feature.

    To apply for access to Water SMP, please visit our Discord server: discord.com/invite/nrUepxZQAw

    Server IP: play.watersmp.online

    We look forward to welcoming you to the Water SMP community!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ScuteCraft

    ScuteCraft

    ScuteCraft Network (OP Factions) Join now with IP: play.scutecraft.net Now on 1.16.1!

    ScuteCraft is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. We’re constantly adding new ideas and open to all. We look forward to having you as a part of our community!

    Features: -OP Factions – OP prison -Creative (Now with larger plots) -Survival

    IP: play.scutecraft.net Website: www.scutecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nUZS5kh

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Factions-Central

    Factions-Central

    New Server for making frients, doing factions, going economy (we have an auction house) doing, shop, plugins, PvP ownage, doing, and come on in we are giving ranks away to players come on in!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Lagcraft

    Lagcraft

    LAG CRAFT, the laziest server in Portugal!

    A world in which you can be whoever you want, you can be a king, a merchant or an adventurer… Here you choose!

    Our server, created by Jabiraca2323, afonleon and sandroXP, has an active and friendly community, where you can make friends (or marriage 😏 ) and fight your enemies in the big PVP arena!!!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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