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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9228 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 94 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 207 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!