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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8461 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 254 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Ores Mined: | 9544 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5797 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!