yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Farms Harvested: 566

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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