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Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	3681	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	916962	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	2744	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Potions Brewed:	122	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	9594
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyLove

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	847
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Potions Brewed:	82	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Zombie Dances:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3