Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7598 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4853 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 162 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 364 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 95 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 366 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 492 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1406 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
