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| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 131 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 204 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.
join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Server Name | Minecraft |
|---|---|
| Server Address | 155.94.181.116:25565 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the gameplay like on the server? | In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for. |
| What makes the Vanilla server unique? | The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty. |
| What can players expect to experience on the server? | The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server. |
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!
Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!
Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!
So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7325 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
