| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.
So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.
Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6204 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 476 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.
2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!
3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?
4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2016 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 1060 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!
Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.
Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 266 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1110 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3819 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
