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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9651 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.
Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.
Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?
