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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Potions Brewed: 91
Star Shards Collected: 289 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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