come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Alien Abductions: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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