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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Villages Defended: 17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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