Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Crops Grown: 8752 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 63 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 403
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 New Chunks Explored: 50472
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Crops Grown: 4355
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Magic Items Found: 1686
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Animals Bred: 121 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7828
    Magic Items Found: 7107 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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