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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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