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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 112
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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