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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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