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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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