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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Animals Bred: 83 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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