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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
Void Armor Forged: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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