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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Astral Projections Made: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Crops Grown: 8473

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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