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CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	131
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crops Grown:	7423

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Armor Forged:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	9706
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8496	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	80
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	301
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crops Grown:	3195
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchantments Applied:	220
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6509

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	86	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9712

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14