π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8521 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9636 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!