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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9860 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a group of creepers throw a surprise party for Steve and blew up his house (don’t worry, we helped him rebuild it with diamond blocks).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
