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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4247 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!