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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6698 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1062 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!