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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4956 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!