Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2608	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	238136
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5389	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HolidayNomzCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Farms Harvested:	181	Magic Items Found:	5071
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	248110
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

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so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

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SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Animals Bred:	171

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

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> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3235	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBoobOpinions

aita, attractive, back pain, BlockyBoobOpinions, Body, breast reduction, clear answer, comfort, consideration, decision, definitive answer, discomfort, doubt, Happiness, love, opinion, self-conscious, Support, surgery, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	913

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, CraftyChina, digital deception, Disinformation, fake news, foreign affairs, global game, government tactics, influence, information control, information warfare, information warfare tactics, internet manipulation, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, political influence, political strategy, Propaganda, Server, social media manipulation

LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2407	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

Assassination, Conflict, demise, Espionage, HezBlock, hezbollah, Infiltration, intelligence, investigation, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, Operation, PENETRATION, Politics, resistance, SECURITY, strategy, Target, Terrorism

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2644	Dragon Eggs Found:	9356
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

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Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Website	Discord Server

Overview:

RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

FAQ:

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Israels Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Headshot SMP

Updated October 1, 2024

Married2Minecraft

Updated October 1, 2024

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

Updated October 1, 2024

HolidayNomzCraft

Updated October 1, 2024

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Updated October 1, 2024

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

Updated October 1, 2024

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

FAQ

Updated October 1, 2024

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

BlockyBoobOpinions

Updated October 1, 2024

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

Updated October 1, 2024

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

Updated October 1, 2024

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

Updated October 1, 2024

RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What mods are included in the server?

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

Updated October 1, 2024

Israels Fun Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Potions Brewed:	199
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2