Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

aita, Communication, compromise, futurama sleeper, headphone, headphones, Hilarity, Minecraft, relationship issues, sleep accessories, sleep disturbances, sleep mask, sleep preferences, sleep solutions, sleeping aids, sleeping arrangements, sleeping comfort, sleeping habits, sleeping problems, sleeping soundly, sleeping with headphones, white noise

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	1792
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	771778	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	2851
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	57

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bismarck

Agriculture mods, bismarck, building, building mods, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods
Many Building Mods

Useful Links

Modlist

Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk set in the year 1836.
What are some server features?	Features include Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Is there a Stock Market in the game?	Yes, there is a Stock Market feature on the server.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the IP address bismarck.minecraft.bz in your Minecraft client.

Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2

1.20.2, A, Analysis, Anime Community, artwork, Character development, critique, discussion, Fandom, Feedback, Manga, manga artist, Manga community, manga readers, manga series, opinion, Plot, review, Sasha’s manga, Sasha’s work, SASHAS, storytelling, Thoughts, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.

Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.

And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.

Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.

So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!

RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

aspirations, buy a mansion, charity donations, Dream car, dream life, dream vacation, extravagant spending, financial freedom, Generosity, goals, help others, invest wisely, lavish purchases, live comfortably, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, RichCraft, secure future, smp, SpendItAll, success, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

BlockyBedBlunders

awkward hookup, awkward sexual experience, bad sex, BlockyBedBlunders, cringeworthy experience, cringeworthy hookup, disappointing intimacy, disappointing sex, embarrassing bedroom moment, embarrassing sex, failed intimacy, failed sexual encounter, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regrettable encounter, regrettable sex, uncomfortable moment, uncomfortable sex, worst hookup, worst sexual encounter, worst sexual experience

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6474
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

WHOvsCOVID Minecraft Server

China, China Covid data, Covid data collaboration, Covid data sharing, Covid-19 data, Data sharing guidelines, Data sharing protocols, Data transparency, Global data sharing, global health, global health crisis, Health information sharing, International cooperation, International health organizations, Minecraft, pandemic response, public health, public health crisis, Server, Share Covid data, Who, WHOvsCOVID, World Health Organization

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to share all your covid data, man. the World Health Organization is all up in here, telling China to spill the beans on everything. join us and be part of the craziest data-sharing party ever! we got scientists, we got doctors, we even got some zombies (but don’t worry, they’re friendly). come join the fun and help save the world, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret lab where you can create your own vaccines? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s kick covid’s butt together!

DroneWarsMC: Russian Retreat

ABANDON, Conflict, Defense, drone threat, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Key town, Map, Military, military strategy, Retreat, Russian, russian aggression, Russian troops, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, WARFARE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with a twist! russian troops are abandoning key towns because of DRONES! yes, you heard that right, DRONES! join us and experience the thrill of warfare from the safety of your blocky world. build your own drone army and dominate the battlefield. who needs tanks and soldiers when you have drones, am i right? so what are you waiting for? join now and show those russian troops who’s boss!

BlockyBrains: Youth Edition

“Youth, addiction, adolescents, Behavior, BlockyBrains, brain development, brain structure, cognitive function, Development, Differences, early use, Edition, long-term effects, mental health, neurological differences, neuroscience, Risk, study, substance abuse, substance use, substance use intervention, substance use prevention, Teenage Brain

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain structure? well, u found it, my dude! our server is so lit that it will make ur brain bigger and better than ever before.

we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.

and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!