> he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

America, BELIEF, Campaign, CHANGE, Economy, election, FIX, Government, Hope, Improvement, leadership, Minecraft, optimism, policy, Politics, president, Promises, REPUBLICAN, smp, Thinks, trump, Trust, Usa

Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Star Shards Collected:	251
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8705	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	91436
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	156	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	818
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	1723
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ores Mined:	1609
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	184

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.