Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Alien Abductions: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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