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Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	1931
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	654	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Animals Bred:	67
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

arrest, arrested, BlockyPoliceMC, crime, criminal activity, defense industry, Gothenburg, Gun Violence, international news, investigation, Israeli defense contractor, law and order, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, shooting incident, SUSPECT, Sweden, violence

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

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join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ores Mined:	7640

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

Adventures, attempt suicide, autism, autistic, campus, cisgender, college students, Diverse, Diversity, gender, gender-diverse, higher education, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, neurodiversity, PEERS, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support services

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7060	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

Active players, age requirement, building, clutter, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, Enjoyable, free world, KapiCraft, limited spots, Llamas, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Plugins, Private, responsive, Server, Small, VIPS

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate activists, climate change, climate crisis, corporate greed, energy industry, energy regulation, environmental activism, environmental destruction, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., Minecraft, nationalize, Nationalize the Oil, Natural resources, Oil, oil production, political controversy, renewable energy, Server, social justice

Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Emeralds Found:	1631	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

Antics, blended families, children, Communication, Confusing, confusion, Deception, family dynamics, Family secrets, Fatherhood, hidden truths, Identity, Implications, Interpretation, JRS, Meaning, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting, relationships, smp, speculation, step-parenting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2406

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	203976
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Farms Harvested:	247	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	279
Towns Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0