Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5490 Gods Slained: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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