Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Ores Mined: 2701 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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