Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 17
Mines Excavated: 2523 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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