Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Villages Defended: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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