Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 152 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 601 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 132 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mines Excavated: 2538
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Farms Harvested: 236 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Magic Items Found: 6925
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Magic Items Found: 6568
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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