Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Animals Bred: 85
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Gods Slained: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 New Chunks Explored: 347691

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 248 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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