Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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